Sarcastic Bitch; The Legend of Amy Miller

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awwww-cute:

Having trouble getting out the tent

awwww-cute:

Having trouble getting out the tent

(via humoristics)

— 1 month ago with 62156 notes

cheetosanddildos:

This fucking website.
I’m done.

(Source: piensosinpensar, via humoristics)

— 1 month ago with 453879 notes

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 1 month ago with 645465 notes